The Alien Buddha's Got Beef Anthology is now available! Includes 2 poems by me: "Monday in Detroit" and "Amish Hollywood."
231 PAGES OF PURE GRADE A BEEF, SERVED UP FROM 43 INDIE WRITERS READY TO THROW DOWN AND BLOW SMOKE STRAIGHT OFF THESE PAGES, NOW AVAILABLE!!!
129 PAGES OF FICTION FROM 17 AUTHORS, INCLUDING ED AHERN, ANDREW BUCKNER, ASHLEY GRANT, LB SEDLACEK, AND MANY MORE!!! AN ADDITIONAL 92 PAGES OF POETRY FEATURING JULEIGH HOWARD HOBSON, HEATH BROUGHER, LEMMY WINEGARDNER, SANJEEV SETHI, JAMES SCHWARTZ, LOUISA REID, LINDA M. CRATE, ALICE BLACKWELL, AND MANY MORE!!!
IN ‘A DOSE OF TRIBAL MEDICINE’ BY MARK T. BATES, A SEEDY GUY TRIES TO SCREW SOME DRUG DEALERS AND THEIR DOG WITH FAKE CASH, GETS A CARDIO SESSION HE DID NOT SIGN UP FOR, AND ENDS UP IN A HAUNTED RAVE GRAVEYARD GHOSTLY BURN-VICTIM DANCE PARTY FROM HELL!!!
A WASHED-UP EX-NFL LINEMAN, STUCK IN A TOXIC MARRIAGE, A BROKE EGO, AND A HOUSE FULL OF PEOPLE WHO CAN’T STAND HIM, DECIDES TO FIX EVERYTHING BY RAGE-QUITTING HIS ENTIRE LIFE IN HUT, HUT, HIKE BY TONY PENA!!!
SHIT POPS OFF IN THE BALLOON MAN BY JOSEPH FARLEY, A HALF-MAN, HALF-BALLOON MENACE GOES TO WAR WITH ANYTHING SHARP, TURNING PORCUPINES, SCISSORS, AND BASIC HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS INTO HIS MORTAL ENEMIES LIKE IT’S THE WORLD’S WEIRDST DAMN SUPERVILLAIN ORIGIN STORY!!! MEANWHILE, THE ONLY GUY WHO FIGURES IT OUT IS A MIGRAINE-RIDDLED DETECTIVE NOBODY LISTENS TO!
ALL THIS AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM, BRO?!!
THE ALIEN BUDDHA’S GOT BEEF!!!
NOW AVAILABLE, ON F***ING AMAZON (SPIT)!!!
































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